Words that should never make a sentence

All these cuties have forced me to form sentences throughout the years that should never be said – words that do not and should not go together.  For instance, “Stop licking the window.”  That should never be a sentence!  Why do I have to say stop licking a window?  Isn’t that a given??  Also, “Stop writing on the window with your spit.”  Why would a child ever want to do that?

Others that should never be sentences:

  • Stop pretending to eat your sister’s finger and making her cry! (That was said to my 16 year old just recently!!)
  • Do NOT lick the couch!
  • Stop drinking the dog’s water!
  • Stop eating the dog food!
  • Do not touch your poop!
  • Take your shoe out of your mouth.
  • Knives are not toys!
  • Take your hands out of your diaper!
  • Stop bouncing on the dog!
  • Do not put any more toothpaste on the carpet!
  • Do not lick the cookies and then put them back!
  • Toothpaste does not go in your hair!
  • Take your hands OUT of the toilet!
  •  We do not touch dead animals. (dead mole in the yard)

This is just a sampling.  I am sure there are many more that I have blocked out of my memory.  For making me say all these absurd sentences, all 3 girl are my least favorite today : )

Daily tally:

Avery 6/-6     Brooke 6/-2      Kate 13/-8     Jack 2/-2    Husband 3/-2    Me 0/-1

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